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This is the funniest newsletter on Substack
Jun 16
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Crymedian
This is the funniest newsletter on Substack
Jun 7
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Brooke Teegarden
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May 2025
Sorry Hun 👏 That’s a Pyramid Scheme ✨
Far more than horny men grace my inbox with their nonsense.
May 26
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Brooke Teegarden
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Sorry Hun 👏 That’s a Pyramid Scheme ✨
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Let’s Not Scam: Ivermectin, THE DOLLY PARTON, Pork Chops and Cassie Edition
Adventures with the scammers in my inbox
May 11
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Brooke Teegarden
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Let’s Not Scam: Ivermectin, THE DOLLY PARTON, Pork Chops and Cassie Edition
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Hello woman. Have my baby.
Right-wing men and their offers to impregnate me
May 6
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Brooke Teegarden
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Hello woman. Have my baby.
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April 2025
Food for Men
At Let’s Not Date, the game is to see how many strange things you can say before the dude in your inbox stops trying to ‘date’ you
Apr 21
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Brooke Teegarden
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Phone Bad
What’s with all these young people and their phones anyways?
Apr 18
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Brooke Teegarden
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This is the Funniest Newsletter on Substack
and here are 10 posts to prove that to you
Apr 14
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Brooke Teegarden
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March 2025
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Mar 27
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Brooke Teegarden
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