Let’s Not Scam: Ivermectin, THE DOLLY PARTON, Pork Chops and Cassie Edition
Adventures with the scammers in my inbox
Although trolling horny men holds a special place in my heart, I also enjoy messing with scammers. The least I can do is distract them and waste the time they could be spending on actual victims.
1. Ivermectin
Sometimes I pretend to be a conspiracy theorist to people I don’t know in my inbox. Covid, sadly, brought so many conspiracies into the right-wing mainstream, not the least of which was the battle for Ivermectin use. In this one I play an Ivermectin loving patriot, but I promise it is entirely an act.
My messages come from a satirical version of me as a conservative. Interestingly she receives far more messages from scammers than I do on my real profile. Read more about me in my introduction post.
Does anyone have any of those black market connections to mass amounts of life-saving, God favored Ivermectin?
2. Dolly Parton
Do not be mistaken, this is the real Dolly Parton.
I think Dolly died.😔
3. Pork Chops
I’ve had a hard time getting rich…
4. Cassie Chadwick
Scammers deserve history too, especially the history of other scammers. This one is from my history Substack Make America Learn History Again. Find more of Cassie’s backstory on her post here.
But wait, there’s more.
5. William Rockefeller Sr.
I recently posted a Let’s Not Scam history story on William Rockefeller Sr, the daddy to oil tycoons John and William Junior. Rich people always earn their money in ethical ways, and William was no exception. Or was he…
If you enjoy my work and want to become a paid subscriber, please do.
One thing I dislike about Substack is that there are no options for pay what you can tiers. That’s why I created my own.
This coupon gives you 50% off. If you want to support me but can only afford to so at a lower rate, this coupon is for you.
Or you can support me on Cash App, PayPal or Venmo.
For more of my work follow me at Make America Learn History Again.
These are such quality entertainment and I get SO excited every time I see one in my inbox! All the different ways of spelling “hard times” was my favorite hahahahaha FIVE STARS
Way to exasperate them and waste their time!