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Sarah DeVries's avatar

These are such quality entertainment and I get SO excited every time I see one in my inbox! All the different ways of spelling “hard times” was my favorite hahahahaha FIVE STARS

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Matt Moore's avatar

Way to exasperate them and waste their time!

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Amani Hope's avatar

Omg the end of the Dolly Parton one is sublime

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emily gielshire's avatar

Ok every single one of your posts has me actually tears-down-my-face crying laughing but THIS ONE has me spiraling about whether half of the right wingers online are actually just satire or scammers? Like is everyone who uses Ivermectin (except my step grandma, Gail) actually trolling?? Much to chew on here!!!

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Lee Gilliland (He/Him)'s avatar

“I’m just having a hard time saying it”

Comedy gold.

“Hi I’m the illegitimate daughter of Andrew Carnegie and I would like a loan.”

☠️

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Adam's avatar

"Holy Shit! Are you dying???"

"Yes"

Gods bless Saint Dolly for her stoicism in accepting the unvarnished truth of her own mortality and not attempting to sugar coat the tragic news from her devoted fans. Surely she is a true "cup of ambition".

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Matthew J. Scholtes's avatar

Honestly, I think it might be deadly to eat a CD, even if it is pumpkin flavored. RIP Dolly Parton 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Alicia Brown's avatar

Pork chops!!!! I'm dead (like Dolly). 😆🤣💀

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

Love this Brooke, thanks! ❤️

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Jim's avatar

😂

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Jake's avatar

Hilarious!

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