I’m no woman, so I can’t really say, but it SEEMS like it would be very distracting to have a penis couple cavorting in one’s vagina while while one is trying to get some work done. And imagine trying to sleep and hearing little muffled penis-giggles from down yonder. Honestly.
Everything’s cool until it was time to share a vagina.
Cowards.
Every time
How does he know it's a gay story? One penis might be a woman!
I have a strong feeling our men here do not believe a woman could have one.
The story was so deeply moving, I mean one little penis and another little penis holding hands in a vagina...
.. I'm verklempt!
Wholesome!
A love story!
You are so freaking funny! Little bitty peenys in a little tiny box, how adorable is that ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just want to pinch their little cheeks
Holding hands watching the sunset... Leaning back on their nutsacks like Adirondack chairs...
I’m no woman, so I can’t really say, but it SEEMS like it would be very distracting to have a penis couple cavorting in one’s vagina while while one is trying to get some work done. And imagine trying to sleep and hearing little muffled penis-giggles from down yonder. Honestly.
“Muffled Penis Giggles” is the name of my new indie rock band.
Hysterical
Thank you!
I don't know if you've explored this one yet, but the history of the word 'hysterical' may interest you!
“scaly” ROTFL 🤣
This is the revenge porn I've been looking for. Instant sub.
What would it take to get you to upgrade and start to troll Secretary Kegseth?? Believe me, you'd be way MORE famous soon!!!
I love you
Ingenious! I can't even. Saving this to re-read on a day that I need a good laugh!
“I’ve be there several times”
This was SO perfect. Top level trolling. Bravo, Brooke.
Commenting to bump in wake of FB demonetization
This one is just...wow. I cackled.
I love you. I do! I love your shit. Hilarious. 💜