The Adventures of Master Cock
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Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with nonsense until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages don’t come from dating apps! They come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative. Read more about me in my introduction post.
Since right-wing men treat women like sexual objects, that profile gets a lot of unsolicited penis photography. As seen, here:
I have a long list of ideas to try with the men who send me their penises and honestly, all of them are brilliant. Presenting…
The Adventures of Master Cock
Wow. Maybe that was too hot for him to handle.
I couldn’t just leave it at that. What happened to Master Cock and his penis lover? To never know would keep me up at night dreaming of penises, and we do not want that. Unfortunately, I have never written anything before in my life and so I had to go fishing for a new man to finish the story.
Oh Dave. 😔 I am never beautiful enough.
For more gay stories read my newest Pride themed history story. (Please be aware that I’m no writer like Master Cock and Dave.)
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Everything’s cool until it was time to share a vagina.
Cowards.
How does he know it's a gay story? One penis might be a woman!