At Let’s Not Date, the game is to see how many strange things you can say before the dude in your inbox stops trying to ‘date’ you
Absolutely obsessed with these
Thank you!!
God, I’ve always wanted to troll creeps with a fake profile 🤣💕
You should. I use it to lure men in to teach them history but, it’s also a lot of fun for silly nonsense like this.
You’ve inspired me
Damn I laughed hard at this.
Dead
I’ve never once randomly mentioned my prostate.
Never too late to start
Love your positive attitude. I’m going to a dinner party tonight and I’ll try it out. 🙏🏻
Let us know if it’s a hit :)
As always, this was deeply moving, Brooke.
I am sad to see that you're not in your 1940s drag, though...
True but in my defense those are my pajamas. 😆😆
Nice jammies but an anachronism in your chosen decade...
♥ 🥕 ♥ ✝ ♥ 🐇 ♥
Thank you omfg
I am slain.
I love how subversive this is 🤗
More please
🙌
So the thing that really fascinates me is that from any one of those weird starters I can imagine a conversation where we end up vibing. Maybe I’m doing conversations wrong. Should definitely be mentioning my prostate more.
Maybe if I had a prostate.
What’s sad is how low some men’s standards are, holyshit.
"Now I just need your credit card information."
Brilliant. I literally laughed out loud. I LLedOL. Hm. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way.
Um, these are awesome. The creativity with the taunts is *chef’s kiss
Absolutely obsessed with these
Thank you!!
God, I’ve always wanted to troll creeps with a fake profile 🤣💕
You should. I use it to lure men in to teach them history but, it’s also a lot of fun for silly nonsense like this.
You’ve inspired me
Damn I laughed hard at this.
Dead
I’ve never once randomly mentioned my prostate.
Never too late to start
Love your positive attitude. I’m going to a dinner party tonight and I’ll try it out. 🙏🏻
Let us know if it’s a hit :)
As always, this was deeply moving, Brooke.
I am sad to see that you're not in your 1940s drag, though...
True but in my defense those are my pajamas. 😆😆
Nice jammies but an anachronism in your chosen decade...
♥ 🥕 ♥ ✝ ♥ 🐇 ♥
Thank you omfg
I am slain.
I love how subversive this is 🤗
More please
🙌
So the thing that really fascinates me is that from any one of those weird starters I can imagine a conversation where we end up vibing. Maybe I’m doing conversations wrong. Should definitely be mentioning my prostate more.
Maybe if I had a prostate.
What’s sad is how low some men’s standards are, holyshit.
"Now I just need your credit card information."
Brilliant. I literally laughed out loud. I LLedOL. Hm. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way.
Um, these are awesome. The creativity with the taunts is *chef’s kiss