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Erin's avatar

Absolutely obsessed with these

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Brooke Teegarden's avatar

Thank you!!

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Galia Clair's avatar

God, I’ve always wanted to troll creeps with a fake profile 🤣💕

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Brooke Teegarden's avatar

You should. I use it to lure men in to teach them history but, it’s also a lot of fun for silly nonsense like this.

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Galia Clair's avatar

You’ve inspired me

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VinylJunkieChris's avatar

Damn I laughed hard at this.

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Jacob's avatar

Dead

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Jonathan Byrd's avatar

I’ve never once randomly mentioned my prostate.

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Lidija P Nagulov's avatar

Never too late to start

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Jonathan Byrd's avatar

Love your positive attitude. I’m going to a dinner party tonight and I’ll try it out. 🙏🏻

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Lidija P Nagulov's avatar

Let us know if it’s a hit :)

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Mark Hayes's avatar

As always, this was deeply moving, Brooke.

I am sad to see that you're not in your 1940s drag, though...

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Brooke Teegarden's avatar

True but in my defense those are my pajamas. 😆😆

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Mark Hayes's avatar

Nice jammies but an anachronism in your chosen decade...

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Michael Brown's avatar

♥ 🥕 ♥ ✝ ♥ 🐇 ♥

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christie's avatar

Thank you omfg

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Kent R. Folsom MD's avatar

I am slain.

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Phil's avatar

I love how subversive this is 🤗

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Jennifer's avatar

More please

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Kylie's avatar

🙌

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Lidija P Nagulov's avatar

So the thing that really fascinates me is that from any one of those weird starters I can imagine a conversation where we end up vibing. Maybe I’m doing conversations wrong. Should definitely be mentioning my prostate more.

Maybe if I had a prostate.

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PostPlandemicChronicles's avatar

What’s sad is how low some men’s standards are, holyshit.

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clairence's avatar

"Now I just need your credit card information."

Brilliant. I literally laughed out loud. I LLedOL. Hm. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same way.

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Skinny Brown's avatar

Um, these are awesome. The creativity with the taunts is *chef’s kiss

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