Phone Bad
What’s with all these young people and their phones anyways?
Don’t forget to give this post a heart for me and share it on your phone.
The men in my inbox have some ideas about those damn things. Phones are bad, unless…
1. Phone Bad
I wish we had discovered what modern women are doing on those phones. The pictures I sent him, if you are wondering, are from my history Substack. I highly recommend reading the actual posts:
Can someone please call my grandma and get me those Walgreens directions?
2. Phone. Confusing.
We don’t have to put two spaces after a word anymore, but nobody told this man that. Please check on your conservative grandfathers so they aren’t in my inbox like this.
Thank. You. Grandpa.
3. Phone Scary
Another fun thing about conservative men is how easily frightened of technology they are. Already believing they are up against the deep state that is monitoring the ‘truths’ they are dropping on social media, they are the prime victims for teasing.
Hackety hack hack.
Please Substack I won’t really hack you but if you could put me at #1 I would appreciate it.

4. Phone Good. Send Nudes
There is one thing phones are good for. (Telling men history.) If you’re new to following me, one of my favorite things to do is to tell history to horny men. This is from my story on Aletta Jacobs. This nice man is willing to help troubleshoot my phone’s picture messaging all out of the goodness of his heart.
Yay Aletta. It turns out I do have picture messaging.
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Can someone’s grandpa please suggest me similar songs?? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1psWF6CvzP3orsLn9FX7uJ?si=vUJt6VW_QBiHkQghlnP1kg&pi=3kyqd4krRJ-VR
HELP this was every bit as good as the last, please go on!!