I really would love to see a study to determine what percentage of men are capable of lactation through stimulation and potentially supplements, as opposed to the very small number that do so spontaneously. I bet there's a not-insignificant number of fathers who would be willing to try it if they actually thought they had a chance, especially single fathers or those whose wives struggled with it. Less reliance on formula would be better for everyone.
Reminds me of a passage from Finnegans Wake which I found puzzling before (although what passage from that book isn’t?): “ He had buckgoat paps on him. Soft ones, for orphans.” Thanks for helping to elucidate that for me!
I can't believe it's not butter 🤣🤣🤣
I was so happy he gave me that opportunity 🥹
You set it up perfectly. [Tips cap]
Incredible! The “I don’t ever share private conversations” sent me. 🤣
Ditto.
I would never! 😝😝
"I don't share people's conversations without their permission" oh you KNOW nothing good is going to come after this! They think they're so slick!
So many LOL moments in this one!
And the attempt to make me feel like doing so is a bad thing!
"Admiring you as a reproductive partner and sending you personal flower pictures"
RIGHT.
A study of lactate intolerance. These poor fellows were just unable to fully digest it.
I’m mad I didn’t think of the lactose intolerant joke 😝😝😝
I just assumed it was illegal to even mention it in Wisconsin. 😜
I don’t know what I was expecting from the male nipple teaser you posted a while back, but this is for sure one of my favourite posts you have done
Haha thank you. I usually am partial to my more serious topics slung at the men but this one was a lot of fun!
“You lactating hard or hardly lactating?”
There’s so many good one liners in here. 🤣
Thank you 🤭🤭
I really would love to see a study to determine what percentage of men are capable of lactation through stimulation and potentially supplements, as opposed to the very small number that do so spontaneously. I bet there's a not-insignificant number of fathers who would be willing to try it if they actually thought they had a chance, especially single fathers or those whose wives struggled with it. Less reliance on formula would be better for everyone.
I would be so fascinated in that.
This is art.
Reminds me of a passage from Finnegans Wake which I found puzzling before (although what passage from that book isn’t?): “ He had buckgoat paps on him. Soft ones, for orphans.” Thanks for helping to elucidate that for me!