Horny History: Abraham Lincoln

It’s history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me.

The tagline for this one doesn’t say real, and there’s a reason for that. This post from five years ago in 2019 is special in that it is definitely the one that made me realize people like when I talk to men about history and that I should start a Facebook page. Originally though, all of these were roleplays, and that tended to derail the story and so, most of them were not a story that was entirely historically accurate. This one included.

I have a strong feeling you’ll enjoy it regardless.

I wish he would have just said what he wanted.

Men are so mysterious.

I have not a clue what my sources were for this one, but truthfully it was probably Wikipedia. I wanted to put this one back up for everyone to see, because it is still one of my favorites, but it also to me is missing any serious point that I try to include in my posts. It’s definitely not the civil war story I would tell now. That just makes me excited to see where this series goes next.

Happy 5 year anniversary to this post and here’s to the next 5 years of Horny History.

As always, I would appreciate you heart reacting this post for me. More engagement means more people might see my work. ♥️

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Horny History: Robert Smalls and the Planter

Make America Learn History Again: George Washington