Let’s Not Date

Let’s Not Date

Bibel Stories Part Three

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Brooke Teegarden
May 19, 2026
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The Bible is packed with classic tales, and certainly good Christians will recognize every one of them. In this game, I take beloved stories from elsewhere and rewrite them in full ‘Bibel’ style.

Can the men who wave the Bible around to strip rights from others tell that my stories aren’t in there?

If you haven’t read Part One and Part Two yet, you can find them here:

Bibel Stories

Bibel Stories

Brooke Teegarden
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August 30, 2025
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Should I do a Part Four? What stories do you want told? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

The Outtakes

I usually begin these posts with several men and then choose the one most worthy of public literary dissection. But all of these men had such hilariously redeeming moments that I cannot, in good conscience, withhold them from you.

Barnacles!

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