Adventures in Conversion Therapy
*Gay animal conversion therapy
The Supreme Court has just ruled that Colorado’s conversion therapy ban violates a therapist’s right to free speech. As a gay animal conversion therapist myself, I feel uniquely qualified to weigh in.
New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I play a satirical conservative named Brooke America. 😉 Most of my messages come from her Facebook inbox. Read more about me in my introduction post.
Brooke America has been a gay animal conversion therapist since 2024.
These are three of my favorite adventures in gay animal conversion therapy.
Colorado
I asked right-wing men their thoughts on the Colorado decision. It wasn’t difficult to find one in support of conversion therapy. It wasn’t difficult, but it wasn’t entirely easy either. The most common response fell into the category of “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
We also had those who deferred entirely to God’s will: “Some things are beyond my scoop of understanding and knowledge. I put such over onto The Lord, in prayer.”
There were a few who said conversion therapy was cruel. One even said there was nothing wrong with being gay. Do not take that as praise. I do not reward men for reaching the bare minimum of human decency.
As for the ones in support of conversion therapy, freedom of speech means I can also tell these men that this is what the Supreme Court’s conversion therapy decision was about.
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Someone has to save the souls of all these animals. I think if there is a God he would want me having had these sex with animals penises inside of me.
The Birds and the Bees are Bisexual
Animals have a lot of same-sex sex. Flamingos. Dolphins. Giraffes. Beetles with detachable penises. Nature is out here living.
Beetles with what?
Christian men clearly love gay animal conversion therapy,
but do Christian women?
Sometimes I briefly mention Brooke America’s job simply to see what people think of it.
As long as homophobic people exist, I’ll be here telling them about gay animal conversion therapy.
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They draw the line at beastiality
I find those manatees unbelievably wholesome and sweet. I don’t know why I needed to say that out loud, but look at them - they look so happy together.