My new series announcement

Horny Man Therapy

I won’t be posting this series on Substack as email posts. You’ll find them in my Substack notes with the rest of my non-history posts, but this time I’d like to catch your attention enough to tell you about my new project.

Are you fucking sad? Does your life make you cry? Me too. Tell me about it. Really. Tell me about it.

Send me 1-3 paragraphs of something that’s bothering you and I’ll turn your life into a joke and post it on Let’s Not Date.

This is one of the ways I process bad things and heal to move on. Often when I find myself in tears, the best way to continue is to find some way to laugh about it. So many others tell me reading my funny posts about sad stories they can relate to helps them feel better. My struggles may not be the same as yours though. Tell me yours.

What’s the catch?

It costs money. This is an opportunity to support me. I’m no longer monetized on Facebook, and if I provide a valuable platform to you, this is a good way to support me while also benefiting you. If I don’t find new ways to monetize, I will sink. You can think of it as supporting me while also getting something of value. The cost is $50. You will get one post with 1-3 images of me telling a horny man, or a conservative who isn’t ʎuɹoh if you prefer, about your life. To start, submit this form and I’ll contact you with payment details when it’s your turn. All stories will remain anonymous but you can choose to say it’s yours in the comments.

Horny Man Therapy Paid Request

Is your life just perfect but you want to help someone whose life isn’t? Or, maybe it’s that you don’t want a post on your own life and would rather help someone else. You can do so by donating the full amount or partial. Just put “ʎuɹoH Man Therapy” in the comments so I know. (You can say “for others stories” if that makes you more comfortable.)

Paypal

On that note, if you can’t afford to support me but want your story told, fill out this form and if someone donates for you when it’s your turn, I’ll let you know and create yours.

Horny Man Therapy Non-Paid Request

Who should do this?

Someone who has read my posts, likes my sense of humor and thinks hearing their sad thoughts told in a funny way would help them heal, and NOT hurt them further. Please don’t do this if you think it might hurt you.

For examples of what this would look like, here are some humorous posts I’ve created about my own life. (Keep scrolling to read the first episode featuring someone else’s life.)

https://www.facebook.com/100063568067108/posts/979746194154307/

https://www.facebook.com/100063568067108/posts/972592258203034/

https://www.facebook.com/100063568067108/posts/960973259364934/

https://www.facebook.com/100066702782374/posts/830153965884689/

https://www.facebook.com/100066702782374/posts/830153965884689/

https://www.facebook.com/100063568067108/posts/983592833769643/

Let’s heal together.

Now, here’s the first episode of my new series. Let me know in the comments if it’s meaningful to you. This is based on the following submission “my ex used to drive on the wrong side of the road with me my son and my daughter in the car. He would say it was funny but it scared me so bad. He liked seeing me scared”

As always, while you’re here, consider subscribing. I really need you.

We lost a good guy this time. This is a submission and not my own story, but it could have been. So many of us have experienced the same thing. We are not alone. I love you all. ♥️