I Catch More MAGAts with Honey
(Now with an updated ending from him)
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There is a particular fantasy MAGA men cling to, a story they tell themselves so often it starts to feel like memory. In it, they are brave. Necessary. Standing between danger and innocence. Protectors of a world they believe is slipping through their fingers.
That fantasy is why the language of protection works on them. Why uniforms and authority and the promise of being needed slide so easily past their suspicion. It is why slogans about safety land where facts never will.
Leverage.
These men care very little for suffering in the abstract. Numbers do not move them. Policy does not haunt them. Entire communities can disappear without denting their conscience. But introduce a woman they want to undress, and suddenly empathy flickers into existence.
They want to feel clever. They want to feel chosen. They want to feel like someone recognized their strength.
What follows shows how fast their certainty changes when it interferes with attraction.
This is a story about using MAGA men’s weaknesses against them.
And if, in the process, one of them actually changes, good. That is a pleasant side effect. But this is not a romance, and it is not a redemption arc. No one owes them sincerity, admiration, or patience. They receive only what is required until they demonstrate they deserve more.
Hi I’m Brooke and I play a satirical conservative named Brooke America. 😉 Most of my messages come from her Facebook inbox. Read more about me in my introduction post.
The narrative is fragile. A single doubt, a moment of hesitation forced through their desire to be wanted by women, may be what we need. I will keep trying. One by one.
♥️ Brooke
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The trolling was amazing but, dare I say… this gives me hope. He seems educated enough to use proper spelling and grammar, he’s actually beginning to really think about this. He went from “it’s a grey area” to “something isn’t adding up”, I wouldn’t call him an idiot at all, this guy may actually have potential - not for dating but for waking up and recognizing what’s really happening. 🤞🤞🤞
You’re a one woman roadshow enlightening these idiots and holding them accountable for their ignorance. Incredible work and thank you.