Horny History: Santa Claus

It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me.

I’m not the best at holiday posts but I’ve done it this time. This holly jolly Christmas story has barely anything morbid in it.

Ho ho ho.

Feel free to use these Santa facts to catch yourself a man too.

Although I would normally include sources, this post is too old and I don’t have a clue what my sources were. It is however, a thoroughly enjoyable post and needed to be retold.