Horny History: Halloween’s Snap Apple Game

It’s real history, as told by some horny dude in my inbox and me.

If you’ve been saying to yourself, “wow! I love Horny History but I wish the topics were less traumatic”, you are in luck. This one is so very tame you could almost read it to children. (Still don’t please.)

Halloween used to be a night of “real” magic, and when there’s magic, there’s young people hoping for a spell of love. The apples provided in the strange game of Snap Apple. Our horny man Leon is going to help me tell you about it, but first a picture of the game. Nothing says romance like the possibility of getting smacked in the face with a burning candle.

Halloween Snap Apple card

Banana in for the surprise twist.

No just kidding, it was definitely the apple.

Sources:

Trick or Treat: A History of Halloween by Lisa Morton

The Forgotten Halloween Games That Predict Who You'll Marry via Atlas Obscura

For more scary history, checkout these:

Horny History: Helen Duncan

Horny History: The Salem Witch Trials