Happy Pride
to the bigots
Happy Pride everyone! Right-wing men really cannot handle a rainbow without immediately having an existential crisis. I’ve gathered for your viewing distress a couple of my favorite homophobic meltdowns.
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New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I play a satirical Republican on Facebook. 😉 These messages come from her inbox.
1. The Flesh Noodle
Here’s to hoping this is in his mind the next time he touches his wilted relic.
These are the men writing the rules about everyone else’s bodies. They can’t even manage their own without a full breakdown.
2. The Newsman
One of my satirical profiles is an 18 year old girl. The men especially love her and her goals of becoming a…
That may just work.
Anyway, Happy Pride to everyone.
Particularly to the homophobic men who keep volunteering themselves for these conversations. 😉
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I love that as silly as you make it, your erotic word choice is on point! 😅
All the synonyms for penises are amazing