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Amazon Anne's avatar

I am snort laughing in a waiting room for medical tests and I’m getting nasty looks. 😂😂😂

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

Send them all to me!

Amazon Anne's avatar

Ha ha ha! It’s a cardiologist’s office and most of the people are ancient, so they may not get your sense of humor.

Whitt Masters's avatar

Every ICE agent’s mask is another ICE agent’s jizz rag.

Robert's avatar

They wear the masks so you can't see their semen encrusted mustaches

Logan Ashe Darrow's avatar

OMG everybody needs to start saying that!

Len G's avatar

Yes. Yes they do. It's almost as good as throwing dildos at cops and ICE agent cars!

Patrick Stein's avatar

> “Thank you for your attention to this matter,” Daniel purrs.

Solid gold! Love it!

john's avatar

funniest thing ive read in a while

Luca's avatar
Feb 23Edited

“Wouldn’t last a day in a real man’s military’” LOL

I never served, but I’ve been in many conversations with men of varying ages who have, and they’ve all said that the amount of homoerotic teasing and trash talk that goes on is mind blowing. Especially in the Marines. I doubt many real military men would bat an eyelash over your soft core vignettes (which I love btw).

Pamela Caehill's avatar

Well, here I am, an aged lesbian, and there you go putting such images in my mind. 😅 I feel sorry for those who can't appreciate young love. Keep up the good work! Have you tried posting on the Log Cabin Republicans website?

Brooke Teegarden's avatar

No maybe I should 😏😆😆

Darn Small's avatar

Fucking hilarious...trying to contain my laughter on my bus ride into work...almost crying

Lee's avatar

Brilliant! Keep torturing those fools Brooke!

Eric Lane Barnes's avatar

These men are dense as fuck

Elle R.'s avatar

Amazing

Ryan Pitchford's avatar

Fuxin brilliant!!

VinylJunkieChris's avatar

Perfect.

martha m's avatar

Haaaaa!

Mark Hayes's avatar

I think that Bachelor #1 was mostly disappointed that it didn't end up being the kind of sword fight that he loves so much...

Bachelor #2, however was distraught that he couldn't be the newscaster who was fortunate enough to feel the bulge behind him and imagining the delights of Sodom that could follow...

Brooke, on the other hand is casual perfection.

Dark Sky Disciple's avatar

Ten stars for implementing the word “uncouth.”

Digital Canary 💪💪🇨🇦🇺🇦🗽's avatar

“You have the look of a normal person …”

My wife just side eyed me for bursting out laughing 🤣